Quit Whining And Put On A Goddamn Coat: My Journey - Onion Talks - Ep. 8

Jean Claude Van Damme Dances For You

I just watched The Expendables 2 and it was quite possibly the best movie ever made. The first one was great too.

Dumb Ways to Die

Using Gas to MOW LAWNS, During GAS SHORTAGE in NYC...

Penn Jillette: Voting For Lesser Of Two Evils Always Leads To More Evil

2, The Ranting Gryphon - PETA

Fuck the Unions

This is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a while (next to all the child molesters in the news).  New Jersey turned down help in this time of devastation because the help was non-union.  Fuck the unions and fuck New Jersey.
read more here: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/hurricane-devastated-nj-town-rejects-non-union-alabama-electrical-workers/

Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

Gary Johnson for President

Volbeat- Still Counting (Official Music Video made by Fans)

Did anybody watch the assclownery tonight?

Well, if you did, did you get anything out of it?  Leave a comment if you did.  I don't think I missed anything.  My vote is going to Gary Johnson anyway.  I watched Futurama instead.  Much more educational.
Also check out:
http://www.thesurvivalpodcast.com/new-drinking-game-for-the-presidential-debates
http://www.uticaod.com/news/x189741720/FACT-CHECK-Presidential-debate-missteps

(2009) Obama Says Recession May Be Ending - Bloomberg

In the words of Al, "I don't think so Tim."

Speaking of Scams...

Have you heard about this one: http://wafflesatnoon.com/2012/03/20/porter-stansberry-end-of-america-or-end-of-truth/

SPAM FUN

So, I got an email the other day that said this:

Dear Friend.

My name is Mr.Nahla Souzy, I am the Bill and Exchange manager here in Bank of Africa,Ouagadougou Burkina Faso,West-Africa. I have a business proposal in the tune of $15.5m, (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars Only) and after the successful transfer, we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.
Should you be interested, please contact me so we can commence all arrangements and i will give you more information on how we would handle this project.
Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the Following:

1. Your Full Name:............
2. Your Phone Number:..........
3. Your Age:....................
4. Your Sex:...................
5. Your Occupations:............
6. Your Country and City:....

Kind Regards,

Mr.Nahla Souzy.

It was obviously a scam so for fun I replied with fake information.  So here's what I got today:

Dear Friend John Doe,

Greetings to you and your family, I was glad to receive your mail, now
I have more confidence in you that you can not  cheat me or sit on
this fund when it transferred into your account, how is your family I
hope every body is fine. May the Almighty Allah bless you for your
effort, trust and the interest you have invested in this transaction.

Please my good friend, it is true that we don’t know each other, but
as long as we serve one Allah, i solicit for your confidence and trust
in this transaction in order to ensure that the funds will be
successfully transfer into your account without implications, so i
implore you to comply with me to enable us mutually undertake this
prospects

This is my direct phone number is +226 74589909 and you can call me at
any time .

Now I will advise you to hurry up and fill this application form with
your banking information’s with your personal data’s and send it to
the management of my bank customers email address
(bankofafrica.online@postafiok.hu  ) as the next of kin to the
deceased customer, But do not fail  to inform me as soon as you apply
to our
bank so that I can follow up your application and make sure your
application is given an urgent attention, so that the bank can
commence on the transfer approval process while I am here to guard and
direct you on what to do until this fund is transferred in to your
account.

I will come to your country as soon as the fund is transferred into
your account, but please if you receive any mail from the bank do not
reply the bank until you inform me so that I can direct you on what to
do to avoid any error from your side in this transaction and make sure
you don’t let the management of my bank to know about my involvement
in this transaction, just keep every thing about this transaction
confidentially until the funds enters into your bank account before my
coming to your country for my own share of the fund ok.

Now fill in the application form below and send it to the bank immediately .

Thanks and best regards.
Mr. Nahla Souzy.


******************************

****************************************************************

HERE IS THE APPLICATION FORM FILL IT AND SEND IT TO THE BANK IMLMEDIATELY OK.
**********************************************************************************************

ATTN: DR ADAMA COMPAORE
DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE
BANK OF AFRICAN (BOA)
INTERNATIONAL PAYMENT OFFICE
BURKINA FASO, WEST AFRICA.
TELE: FAX (00226 50 39 72 29)
EMAIL. ( bankofafrica.online@postafiok.hu )

APPLICATION FOR THE URGENT RELEASE OF $15.5m, (FIFTEEN  MILLION FIVE
HUNDREN THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY).

Sir,
I' AM MR...................................FROM.........................................
I' HEREBY APPLY TO YOUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO YOUR DECEASED
CUSTOMER (LATE MR.ANDREAS SCHRANNER) FROM MUNICH, GERMANY, HOLDER OF
THE ACCOUNT NUMBER BOA: 14-2558-5976, PUTTING CLAIM OVER HIS BALANCE
WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT US $15.5M ( FIFTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDREN
THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY ).

SIR, I WISH TO BE INTIMATED ON THE PROCEDURES INVOLVED IN HAVING THIS
FUND TRANSFERED INTO MY ACCOUNT AS GIVEN BELOW:

Bank Name:......................... ..
Bank Address.........................
Account Number...........................
Beneficiary Name.........................
Phone Number....................
Age.....................................
International passport.......................
Occupation......................................

I ALSO APOLOGISE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO APPLY SINCE HIS SUDDEN DEATH IN
A PLANE CRASH. IT WAS DUE TO SHOCK AND SOME FAMILY PROBLEM WHICH HAVE
JUST BEEN SETTLED. I WISH AN URGENT ATTENTION WILL BE GIVEN TO MY
HUMBLE APPLICATION AS THE URGENCY IMPLIES ON THIS MATTER.

THANKING YOUR COOPERATION IN ANTICIPATION.

YOURS SINCERELY,
SIGN................

I have to wonder if anybody is stupid enough to do this.  Anyway, if you feel like being a jerk today, call this person or spam them back.  Then leave a comment telling me what happened.  I look forward to some funny stories.  You may want to use http://translate-pirate.com/ to translate your email into pirate talk.

Doodie Man!

Education for the kids (and the Congress) - Tyrannosaurus Debt - Schoolh...

Mighty Flame

Gee, I wonder why the kids want to play with the propane tank...

Here's something to think about

Save Us Chuck - Stupid Laws (Arizona)

Bilderberg All Star Awards

A strike against liberty and freedom of speech

I would like to point your attention to a recent article published by a local "news station." First, here is the article: Residents say new multi-family development doesn't belong in South Utica. Now here's my scoop. The man intending to develop said lot has purchased the land and paid taxes on it. Who the hell gives anyone the right to tell him what he can and cannot do with his land? It is my understanding that it even passes zoning and code laws for him to build there. Now, having said what is wrong with the people there, it is time to move on. I posted a comment on the above article last night saying exactly that, but phrased more PR friendly. Apparently, this "news station" is screening the comments and decided that one who believes in liberty should not be heard. I encourage you all to leave comments on this article and to contact the station in protest if your comments don't get posted. That is all.

Prison

Here's something to consider: http://survivalweek.com/dispatch-from-the-frontlines-050712

The Real Breaking Bad: How the Drug War Creates Collateral Damage

6-year old arrested for tantrum

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

Obamaville - Rick Santorum "Anti-Obama" Ad 2012

I don't support Santorum or Obama but this ad is hilarious.

Judge Napolitano What If

Do you need any other reason not to vote for this dumbass?

Mitt Romney says the Constitution is for Ron Paul.

When You're Mad at Work, Sing This Tune